Like most red blooded heterosexual males, I adore Nicki Minaj. The tacky extensions, the mental institution faces, the rock solid bum implants (or not), and most importantly the most unpredictable mouth this side of Miranda Hart. Here's a few of my favourites.
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"And he sweatin' me just cause I got the tightest hole, But I couldn't find that th-thing wit a microscope"
(Rihanna's "Raining Men")
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"Cat's away while the mice-a play, L.O.L. Smiley Face, have a nice-a day!"
(Remix of Mariah Carey's "Up Out My Face")
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"It's Nightmare on Elm Street and guess who's playing Freddie?"
(Ludacris' "My Chick Bad")
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"And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank with the funny face, And if I'm fake, I ain't noticed cos my money ain't!"
(Kanye West's "Monster")
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"I just pop up on these hoes on some pimple shit, and put the iron to ya face y'old wrinkle bitch"
("Check it Out")
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