Monday, 27 December 2010
My 5 favourite Nicki Minaj lyrics.
Like most red blooded heterosexual males, I adore Nicki Minaj. The tacky extensions, the mental institution faces, the rock solid bum implants (or not), and most importantly the most unpredictable mouth this side of Miranda Hart. Here's a few of my favourites.
"And he sweatin' me just cause I got the tightest hole, But I couldn't find that th-thing wit a microscope"
(Rihanna's "Raining Men")
"Cat's away while the mice-a play, L.O.L. Smiley Face, have a nice-a day!"
(Remix of Mariah Carey's "Up Out My Face")
"It's Nightmare on Elm Street and guess who's playing Freddie?"
(Ludacris' "My Chick Bad")
"And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank with the funny face, And if I'm fake, I ain't noticed cos my money ain't!"
(Kanye West's "Monster")
"I just pop up on these hoes on some pimple shit, and put the iron to ya face y'old wrinkle bitch"
("Check it Out")
Posted by Joe Copplestone. at 2:32 pm